i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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