I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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