Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
These tits shall not be calmed
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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