every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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