One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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