Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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