Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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