ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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