ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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