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I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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