At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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