you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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