I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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