I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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