Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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