They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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