Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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