Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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