Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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