he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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