It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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