it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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