How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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