Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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