He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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