Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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