Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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