So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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