we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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