But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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