Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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