Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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