are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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