But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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