Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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