Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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