how can u be prego again
No stitches, just platelets and will power
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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