he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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