do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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