Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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