im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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