How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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