I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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