Having a random hookup so left but love u
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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