When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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