I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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