i just had sex bonerless
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review