My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?