Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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