soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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