'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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