you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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