it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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