Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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