If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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