Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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