Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How does it feel to date your dad?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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