if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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